i am so sexy right now

heeeeeeyyyyyyyy...i'm sick. sweet. that being said, i can let you know ahead of time this'll be a short, even less worthwhile than normal post. but i don't want to take it out on you, it's not your fault. or is it? last time i was here, i think you were coughing something up. goddamn you...

so a quick mention of how easily uconn trounced (TROUNCED i tell you!) syracuse, AT syracuse no less. sure, the final was only eight points, but good lord, that's not how the game played out. a severe beatdown that should serve notice to the rest of the big east (and those fuckers down in north carolina. yeah, i'm looking at you duke) that uconn is starting to hit it's stride. saturday night, 9pm, espn, hi def, uconn at louisville, in what should be another statement to the country. and who would have thought that this is all coming on the back of hilton armstrong? i mean jesus christ, when did he learn how to play basketball? what's w/ this okafor impression he's doing the past few weeks? let's hope he can keep it up.

so yeah, i'm all "online", checking out auditions for films and all, and i come across this headline here...

"Looking for a good looking masculine actor 25-30"

so i'm interested, cause that's a hell of a headline. i go ahead and click the link, only to read the greatest posting ever...

Looking for a good looking professional actor to play a role for a male client. You should be muscular, professional, good looking. Prefer light brown to blond hair, green or blue eyes and white male.

You will be flown to Denver for the weekend and be available to the client for the weekend to attend dinners, movie and social engagements: Friday evening to Sunday late afternoon. This is NOT an escort job. This does NOT involve sex and discretion is a MUST.

Interested actors should send your resume and headshot and zed card or shots that demonstrate your physique to this listing.

• Job location is Denver
  
• Compensation: $700 for the weekend plus airfare and accomodations

yes, yes, oh dear god yes. now THAT is an audition i'm interested in! let me tell you something, when they say this does NOT involve sex, oh you better believe this involves sex! gay sex! for you! and if not "sex", rape can be assumed. good old fashioned, gay denver rape. just the way god intended. but goddamn, i implore you to check into this. it's not an opporunity that should be passed up, by those who fit the profile. and for those that do check into it. good luck. let me know how easy that $700 is to make. yikes.

ok, i'm dripping shit everywhere now. gross. so, bed time and such. thanks again for getting me sick asshole. yeah, i'm sure it wasn't you.

stahl